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Fun of the Week
     2016-May-18  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    100 percent

    Job applicant: Sir, I always give 100 percent at work!

    Boss: Oh, how do you manage it?

    Applicant: Sir, 12 percent Monday, 23 percent Tuesday, 40 percent Wednesday, 20 percent Thursday, and 5 percent Friday!

    

    Peanuts

    An old lady often gives little Peter peanuts to eat.

    Peter: Thanks for giving me such wonderful peanuts to eat. Why don’t you eat them yourself?

    Old lady: I don’t have teeth to chew with.

    Peter: Then why did you buy them?

    Old lady: I just love the chocolate around them.

    

    Phone bill

    The phone bill was exceptionally high. A family meeting was called Saturday to discuss the issue.

    Dad: This is unacceptable. I don’t use this phone, I only use my work phone.

    Mom: Me too. I hardly ever use this phone.

    Son: I use my mobile phone paid for by my company all the time.

    All of them turned to look at the maid who was patiently listening.

    Maid: So we all use our work phones. No big deal!

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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