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szdaily -> Fun
Fun of the Week
    2016-May-25  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Fast food

    Kid: Dad, can we go to the McDonald’s?

    Dad: Only if you can spell McDonald’s.

    Kid: (Thought for a while) Can we go to KFC instead?

    

    Good old days

    A: When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with five dollars, and I’d come back with five kilos of potatoes, two loaves of bread, three packs of milk, a pack of cheese, a packet of tea and half a dozen eggs. You can’t do that now.

    B: Blame it on inflation.

    A: Not really. There are too many security cameras now.

    

    Math

    Student: Why do we have to learn this?

    Teacher: To save lives.

    Student: How does math save lives?

    Teacher: It keeps idiots like you out of medical school.

    

    Please keep quiet

    Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. This is the world’s largest waterfall and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high that even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls.

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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