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Fun of the Week
    2016-July-13  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Three wishes

    Once a boss calls a meeting with his manager and clerk. They are greeted by a genie.

    The genie says, “I will grant you each a wish.”

    The clerk immediately says, “Send me to the United States with a lot of money.” Puff he disappears.

    Then the manager says, “Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls.” And puff he disappears.

    The genie asks the boss, “What’s your wish?”

    The boss says, “I want these two idiots back at the office after lunch at 1 p.m.”

    Moral: Always let the boss speak first!

    

    Students vs. teachers

    When we are in class, we are students. When they are in class, they are scholars.

    When we copy from others, we are cheaters. When they copy, they quote.

    When we joke in class, we’re jokers. When they joke, they are witty.

    When we don’t do our work on time, we are sluggish. When they don’t, they are being busy.

    

    

    

    

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