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Fun of the Week
    2016-July-20  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Fly in the soup

    A customer shouted in a restaurant, “Waiter, Waiter! There’s a dead fly in my soup ...”

    The waiter came over and replied, “Oh, no! Who’s going to look after his family?”

    

    Can’t see

    Receptionist: Sir, there’s a man out here who says he can make himself invisible!

    Psychiatrist: Tell him I can’t see him right now.

    

    Another glass of water

    Johnny: Daddy, can I have another glass of water, please?

    Dad: But that’s the 10th one I’ve given you tonight.

    Johnny: Yes. But the baby’s bedroom is still on fire.

    

    Good business

    A: I’m always delighted when people stick their noses into my business.

    B: What do you do?

    A: I have a company that makes tissue papers.

    

    How to store milk

    Teacher: How can you stop milk from getting sour?

    Johnny: Keep it in the cow!

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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