-
Advertorial
-
FOCUS
-
Guide
-
Lifestyle
-
Tech and Vogue
-
TechandScience
-
CHTF Special
-
Nanhan
-
Futian Today
-
Hit Bravo
-
Special Report
-
Junior Journalist Program
-
World Economy
-
Opinion
-
Diversions
-
Hotels
-
Movies
-
People
-
Person of the week
-
Weekend
-
Photo Highlights
-
Currency Focus
-
Kaleidoscope
-
Tech and Science
-
News Picks
-
Yes Teens
-
Fun
-
Budding Writers
-
Campus
-
Glamour
-
News
-
Digital Paper
-
Food drink
-
Majors_Forum
-
Speak Shenzhen
-
Business_Markets
-
Shopping
-
Travel
-
Restaurants
-
Hotels
-
Investment
-
Yearend Review
-
In depth
-
Leisure Highlights
-
Sports
-
World
-
QINGDAO TODAY
-
Entertainment
-
Business
-
Markets
-
Culture
-
China
-
Shenzhen
-
Important news
在线翻译:
szdaily -> Fun
Fun of the Week
    2016-August-31  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Try to be funny

    Lady: Is this my train?

    Station master: No, it belongs to the railway company.

    Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean, can I take this train to Paris?

    Station master: No, madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

    

    Stolen credit card

    Q: A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn’t report it. Why?

    A: The thief was spending less than his wife.

    

    Example

    Why is a fire engine red?

    Because the fire engine has a ladder. A ladder has steps. Steps come from a foot. A foot is measured by a ruler. A ruler can be a king or a queen. Elizabeth was queen of England. Elizabeth was also the name of a ship. A ship floats on water. Water has fish in it. Fish have fins. Fins are people from Finland. The national flag of Finland is red. So a fire engine is red.

    This is a sample of how we attempt our exams.

    

    

深圳报业集团版权所有, 未经授权禁止复制; Copyright 2010, All Rights Reserved.
Shenzhen Daily E-mail:szdaily@szszd.com.cn