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Fun of the Week
    2016-September-14  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    A true friend

    A: A good friend can come and bail you out of a jail, but a true friend can’t.

    B: Why?

    A: Because a true friend is sitting next to you saying, “Dude, what bad luck!”

    

    Arguing with a teacher

    A: Arguing with your teacher is just like wrestling with a cow in the mud.

    B: Why?

    A: After sometime you realize that you are getting dirty and the cow is enjoying it.

    

    Employer

    A: What is the definition of an employer?

    B: An employer is a person who is looking for men between 25 and 30 with 40 years’ experience.

    

    Smart comment

    Doctor: You look exactly like my third wife!

    Lady: How many wives have you got?

    Doctor: Two.

    

    Ten cards

    Girl: Do you have any sentimental Valentine cards?

    Shopkeeper: How about this one that says “To the one and only I am in love with?”

    Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.

    

    

    

    

    

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