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Fun of the Week
    2016-September-21  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Vegetarian

    A: Why did you become a vegetarian?

    B: I try to be nice to animals.

    A: If you want to be nice to animals, why are you eating their food?

    

    Romantic

    I want to share everything with you, your sad and happy moments. Let’s start with your bank account.

    

    Selfish

    A baby fish asked her mother: Why can’t we live on land?

    Mother fish: Land is not the place for fish. It’s a place for the selfish.

    

    Patience

    A: Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your money and even your mind. But I think you will never lose your patience.

    B: Why?

    A: Because you can’t lose something you don’t have!

    

    Salary

    Boss: I’m hiring you as my driver. The starting salary is US$1,000, is it OK?

    John: Thank you, sir! The starting salary is fine, but how much is the driving salary?

    

    Give me your number

    Girl: Will you give me a ring when we get engaged?

    Boy: Sure, just give me your phone number.

    

    

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