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Fun of the Week
    2016-October-12  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Staying young

    The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

    

    Computer dependent

    A: I don’t even know how to spell anymore. I type the first half of the word and wait for auto correct to do the rest.

    B: Me too.

    

    Permanent address

    In a college form, when asked about the “permanent address,” a student wrote “www.facebook.com.”

    

    Chained by a phone

    They tie a dog to the pole so it doesn’t move.

    That’s how I feel when I see someone sitting with a phone attached to a charger.

    

    Hack

    Yesterday I named my Wi-Fi “hack if you can,” when I woke up this morning it was changed to “challenge accepted.”

    

    Girlfriends

    A: Why are exams like girlfriends?

    B: They have too many questions. They are too difficult to understand. They need too much explanation. The result is always you fail them.

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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