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szdaily -> Fun
Fun of the Week
    2016-November-30  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Don’t consider him

    I brought my nephew to the supermarket and we ran into a hottie.

    The boy walked up and asked her, “Sister, do you have a boyfriend?”

    She laughed and said, “No, but you’re cute!”

    My nephew pointed to me and said to her, “My uncle doesn’t have a girlfriend. But you’d better not consider him. He is miserly and wouldn’t buy me ice cream!”

    

    I will pay for his too

    I took my daughter out to eat breakfast because the electricity was down at home. But I found I didn’t have my wallet with me after finishing eating. My daughter looked at me for a while and took out 30 yuan from her schoolbag. She handed it to the waiter and said, “I’ll pay this uncle’s bill too. I feel sorry for him!”

    

    Feed it to the dog

    My 3-year-old wouldn’t finish his meal. His mom told him, “Hurry up, or I will feed your meal to the dog!”

    He said OK and left to play with his toys.

    His mom poured what’s left in his bowl into mine.

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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