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Fun of the Week
    2016-December-14  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Driving test

    A man was taking a driving test.

    The examiner asked him, “If you see a dog and a person in front of your car, will you run over the person or the dog?”

    The man burst out, “The dog of course.”

    The examiner shook his head and said, “Come again a week later.”

    The man was confused and asked, “Should I run over the person instead?”

    The examiner said, “You should step on the brake!”

    Same here!

    A man was selling ice cream for the first time on the street. He was too shy to do it.

    Another peddler standing beside him was shouting out loud, “Ice cream! Ice cream!”

    So he said timidly, “Same here!”

    Genius

    I told my dad a joke and he laughed and laughed.

    “This guy who made up this joke,” he said, “is a genius.”

    “I’m the genius,” I told him proudly.

    Then he said, “Why don’t you get down to something serious?”

    Business-minded

    My nephew was business-minded. When the teacher in his kindergarten asked him if he wanted to be the monitor, he asked, “What’s the salary for a monitor?”

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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