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szdaily -> Fun
Fun of the Week
    2016-December-21  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Why not move

    I asked my son, “If I borrowed a lot of money that I could not repay, what should we do?”

    I was expecting answers like “we’ll work hard together to repay the money” when he said, “We could move to another place.”

    Working experience

    The manager: You just graduated from university two years ago but your resume says you have three years of working experience. How do you explain that?

    Jobseeker: The other year was from my overtime.

    Kid on the train

    A man told a woman that she dropped her milk bottle when getting off the train.

    The woman stopped for a moment and cried out, “My kid is still on the train!”

    Pay me first

    Patient: I’ve been troubled by forgetfulness lately. I got on buses and forgot to buy tickets. I ate at restaurants and forgot to pay the bill.

    Doctor: Why don’t you pay me first, and then I will try to find out what’s wrong with you.

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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