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szdaily -> Fun
Fun of the Week
    2017-February-8  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

     My dog doesn’t bite

    A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.

    He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”

    The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.”

    The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.

    “Ouch,” he says. “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

    The shopkeeper replies, “But that is not my dog.”

    Coins

    A guy says to his friend, “Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.”

    The friend says, “If I guess right, will you give me one of them?”

    The first guy says, “If you guess right, I’ll give you both of them.”

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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