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Fun of the Week
    2017-March-29  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Season pass

    The female dormitory will be out of bounds for all male students and vice versa.

    “Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined US$20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined US$60. Being caught a third time will incur a fine of US$180. Are there any questions?” At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, “Umm ... How much for a season pass?”

 

    You’ll need this book

    A salesperson knocked on a door soon after the husband had left for work. “I’m sure you will need this book,” he told the wife who looked puzzled. “The book is named ‘500 Excuses a Husband Needs for Coming Home Late.’”

    “Why would I need it?” the wife asked.

    “Because I just sold one copy to your husband.”

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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