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szdaily -> Fun
Fun of the Week
    2017-April-5  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    We can testify

    A millionaire wouldn’t pay back the money his son borrowed and the son had to tell his creditors that he would pay them back immediately after his old man’s death.

    Under a lot of pressure, the son finally decided to bury his father alive. The son and his creditors bathed the father and put him in new clothes before forcing him into a coffin.

    A judge passing by heard the cry for help in the coffin and came in to see what happened. The millionaire cried inside, “Help me, sir, my son is burying me alive!”

    The judge questioned the son, “How could you do that to your father?”

    The son answered, “He’s lying, sir. He is dead.”

    The judge was puzzled and asked people around, “Can you guys testify that the person in the coffin is dead?”

    “Sure, we can,” the creditors answered.

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