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Fun of the Week
    2017-September-6  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

A great drug

Doctor: I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.

Patient: Great, how often do I have to take it?

Doctor: Every two hours.

Drinking problem

Man: My wife suffers from a drinking problem.

Social worker: Is she an alcoholic?

Man: No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.

I meant him

The photographer was positioning my new husband and me for our wedding photos when he asked, “Have you ever modeled?”

My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. “But I always thought ...”

The photographer interrupted me: “I meant him.”

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