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Jokes of the Week
    2017-November-8  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Ocean view

A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package his travel agent had booked for him: He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room. The travel agent said, “It’s not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.”

“Don’t lie to me,” the man said. “I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state.”

Fashion

What’s it like working for a fashion magazine? Here’s an example:

A girl got on the elevator with a Birkin bag, and her friend goes, “Oh, my God, I love your bag. Is that new?”

The girl says, “No, I got it, like, a week ago.”

Same question

Jack is a dog trainer. Before he met with a new client, he had her fill out a questionnaire. One question asked, “Why did you choose this breed?”

The client responded, “I often ask myself this very same question.”

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