-
Advertorial
-
FOCUS
-
Guide
-
Lifestyle
-
Tech and Vogue
-
TechandScience
-
CHTF Special
-
Nanhan
-
Futian Today
-
Hit Bravo
-
Special Report
-
Junior Journalist Program
-
World Economy
-
Opinion
-
Diversions
-
Hotels
-
Movies
-
People
-
Person of the week
-
Weekend
-
Photo Highlights
-
Currency Focus
-
Kaleidoscope
-
Tech and Science
-
News Picks
-
Yes Teens
-
Fun
-
Budding Writers
-
Campus
-
Glamour
-
News
-
Digital Paper
-
Food drink
-
Majors_Forum
-
Speak Shenzhen
-
Business_Markets
-
Shopping
-
Travel
-
Restaurants
-
Hotels
-
Investment
-
Yearend Review
-
In depth
-
Leisure Highlights
-
Sports
-
World
-
QINGDAO TODAY
-
Entertainment
-
Business
-
Markets
-
Culture
-
China
-
Shenzhen
-
Important news
在线翻译:
szdaily -> Fun
Jokes of the Week
    2017-December-27  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Traveling light

A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, “Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?”

The photon says, “No thanks, I’m traveling light.”

I would have died

A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.”

A student responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it.”

Witty answers

Q: Where do polar bears vote?

A: The North Poll.

Q: Why do witches wear name tags?

A: To know which witch is which!

Q: What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

A: Wrap!

Q: Why can’t you trust an atom?

A: Because they make up everything.

深圳报业集团版权所有, 未经授权禁止复制; Copyright 2010, All Rights Reserved.
Shenzhen Daily E-mail:szdaily@szszd.com.cn